The Funniest Boat Names

First up are the punny names and they’re knot too shabby. 

  • Sea Señor
  • Usain Boat
  • Water You Lookin’ At?
  • The Codfather
  • Nacho Boat
  • Cirrhosis of the River
  • Feelin’ Nauti
  • Aquaholic
  • Yeah Buoy
  • Knot on Call
  • B-Yacht’ch
  • Hydro Therapy
  • Pier Pressure
  • Fishful Thinkin’

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Next up are the sarcastic names. Just remember – your boat name is just as unique as all the others. 

  • She Got the House
  • Forced Family Fun
  • Unsinkable II
  • Main Mistress
  • Ctrl + Alt + Delete
  • Error 404 – Fish Not Found
  • In a Meeting

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Finally we have the simple funny. Guaranteed light-hearted laughs from every passing boater. 

  • Fishizzle
  • Zombies Can’t Swim
  • Favorite Mistake
  • Finally
  • Here Lil’ Fishy

 

 


 

 

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